"Does it LOOK like I need to ask permission from my wife to go fishing?"
"Back to Back doubleheaders, I need to mow my lawn."
"Did We Win Tonight?
"Remember Pearl Harbor"
"I love this team!"
"I love sausage!"
"My weiner is squirting stuff all over the place"
"What? Red Dog!! I've drank piss before."
"We drink for a good cause"
"All piss is hot"
"I forgot how cold ice is"
"My bat just isn't hitting the ball"
"Yes it was Circumsized"
"I'll drink warm piss, I don't care"
"Is your butt hole in the mood"
"It's good to know your catcher's name"
"I should stop giving up runs"
"One's skin tight, so thats just like skin"
"Did you drink everyday?" "Well, not heavily."
"She's probably down visiting Satan right now"
"There's wal-mart and k-mart, but I've got Jimmy-Mart"
"The only good bonding time is when I'm getting a hand Job"
"Stretch? I haven't stretched in 20 years"
"I'm like a little dog, you gotta let me out every once in a while to run around."
"You look like a pedofile."
"Does he care if we have beer with?"
"If I had a wife, I would not be texting the people that I am texting."
"I don't ever hit the ball hard."
"We're gonna cram it up their cram-hole!"
